- date a man who loves his mom
- date a man who has a beautiful smile
- date a man who knows how to use a hammer
- date a man who saves the earth
- date thor, i’m talking about thor
Young teenage girl: I like your shirt.
Me: *smiles* Thank you!
*Walk away to look at what I’m wearing*
I should have bought that Blue Ranger t-shirt. This is what immediate regret feels like.